mistitled:

*cares more about TV show characters and their problems than my own*

(Source: mistitled)

you’re my never gonna happen crush!

(Source: raudenfields)

guntoyourhead:

alcohol is not the answer

alcohol is the question, yes is the answer

christmasbarakat:

my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard

(Source: ahcalamity)

disaffecting:

can you just like

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literarydisneyprincess:

rabbittwalter:

gamtav88:

brooklyn-knight:

jalexintheimpala:

god bless gordan ramsey 

Dude is only a dick to adults, awesome.

because, those adults should know what they’re doing, they’re cooks these are kids hes teaching to cook, therefore he is patient. 

gordon ramsey is one of my favorite people in the whole world ok

The only reason he gets so angry is because the people he’s yelling at claim to know what they are doing and are charging people accordingly. If you listen to why he’s actually angry more than half the time you’d realize you’d be furious too. This man is beyond patient and kind toward people in normal circumstances, but he is really serious about his profession and what should be demanded of it. He’s one of my favorite people too

(Source: yourmanwontdancebutiwill)

I know it’s daft but I guess that I know it deep inside

envycamacho:

*has 10 second fantasy about someone u saw in public*

(Source: guy)